Deadly PJs

Deadly PJs....Commit suicide at your own risk...

3 + 3 =8
Bataaon Kaise?


Bataaon Bataaon!



Nahi Pata?!!




AreGalati se!!!!!!!!!!!
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack


Matlab


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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???


Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"

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ok whats the opp of venky's..





venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?



Comepalakrishnan.

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What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?


Subramanium Didn't See Me.

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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert.
He wants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around...

what can he do?
->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c(constant ofintegration)
Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.

That was a shot of integartion and derivatives.

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one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets crossconnected to some! other lady.
They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why?







because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar nikalega???????........
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geela ho ke nikalega...

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........
sweets nops
sweets nops

think

think

think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a manjumping from 10th floor?.


former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaalater goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

the answer is ..........They Both Are Not a Banana !!