Sardarji Jokes
Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain ******************************************************************
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phoneand says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !" ******************************************************************
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indianrailways.
He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM.
The sardarbehind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
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What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fightingfor a window seat ******************************************************************
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich hehas two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim! ******************************************************************
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker..
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Sardarji calls Air India.
'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap kepaas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and hesuddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di abghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'
Sardar2:-Birla cement
Sardar1:-Kyun?
Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain ******************************************************************
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phoneand says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies"Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon se !" ******************************************************************
Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indianrailways.
He is thinking for a novel idea.
He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel.
******************************************************************
A sardar was drawing money from ATM.
The sardarbehind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password.
Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
******************************************************************
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fightingfor a window seat ******************************************************************
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich hehas two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim! ******************************************************************
What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker..
******************************************************************
Sardarji calls Air India.
'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?'
'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant.
'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up.
******************************************************************
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap kepaas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
******************************************************************
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and hesuddenly hit a girl!
So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di abghanti kya alag se maroon??!!!'
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